your funny valentine

aliveanew:

connorcontagieux:

beautifulisjustaword:

floamia:

spoonstarr:

babydolllovesunicorns:

newbornnebulae:

supernova-simplicity:

keepcalmandshipeveryone:

theworldsonlyconsultantdetective:

benedictfirecrotch:

definitely-my-division:

youre-all-so-vacant:

((“Legolas stood before the gate and turned his bright eyes away north and east, his fair face was troubled, “I do not think that any would come,” he answered.” LOOOOOOOL Neither do I Legolas, neither do I….))

[ Look what I got: “There’s no need to try, it’s a hopeless case.” XD ]

pg. 45, Complete Poems of e.e. cummings 1913-1962:

“I have seen all the silence

filled with vivid noiseless boys”

FUCK YAH

‘Some people would have waited until their advertisements were answered, or until parties came forward and volunteered information’ 

From the Complete Stories of Sherlock Holmes - A Study In Scarlet.

What, I’m gunna join some freaky dating website and then creep the people on it and stalk them home?

“This involved damming a river and shipping in so many workers that a town had to built.”

I don’t know if this is good or bad…. :/

“As it was, when nobody came to help him with his coat, he took it off himself.”

Kay?

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.” (The Fault in Our Stars. thank you John Green)

The same as above ^^ because I was actually reading The Fault In Our Stars as I saw this

“If solid appears in the filtrate, the filter paper may have been torn or was not seated properly, or you may have to boil the suspension gently for a few minutes to flocculate the precipitate and/or use finer filter paper, and repeat the vacuum filtration.”

But seriously though, why was my lab manual nearest me both times I’ve seen this? 

“If you’re going to do fish eggs once, do it right.”

Well, that’s disturbing.

“Daddy told me to pull up on the reins while he gave a listen.” Son of a bitch. I’m dying. (From Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.)

In exercises requiring estimations, your answers may vary slightly from the answers given here. My calculus solutions manual.

“I should head home actually, I’m kind of tired” WHYYYY

“The cheerleader’s eyes popped out of her head.”
Well then. Thank you, Geektastic. I honestly thought this would be about Jedi, Klingons, or furries; pleasant surprise.

(Source: loveclaire)